Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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