He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Holy shit dude........stairs
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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