so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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