It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You pole danced in your parka.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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