Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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