Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
