when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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