think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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