At least make sure they are 18
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Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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