that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
handjob tips. give me some.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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