i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?