so explain again why im purple
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.