Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Text me some of your sweat
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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