just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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