Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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