i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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