Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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