How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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