i already hear my dad disowning me
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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