I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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