He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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