Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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