I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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