i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
There r osticjed everywhere
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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