So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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