please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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