11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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