We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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