She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Randomize
