Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
