don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i think i just lost a toe
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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