Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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