You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
zippers are such a cool invention
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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