careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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