lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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