Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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