Duck Duck Cougar?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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