im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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