I murdered the dance floor call the cops
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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