what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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