I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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