So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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