I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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