if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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