im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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