So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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