The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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