HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Randomize
