covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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