dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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