arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Let's get the cat blown out
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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