I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
please come you make the beer taste better
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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