Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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