She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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