i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Even my vagina gasped.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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