So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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