the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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