he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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