you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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