He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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